orthodontia aka torture.

i've noticed my bottom teeth are getting a little crooked, so i thought i'd wear my retainer. the one from middle school. the one that's supposed to look invisible, but is not so clear looking now...

yeah, i'm basically dying of my teeth being squashed together like my thighs in a tight pencil skirt. but i will NOT be the forty year old with braces! instead, i'm the twenty-two year old laying in bed, in so much pain, blogging about her teeth. yes folks, this is real life and it's only ten pm. 

off the scale, people! and redheads have a higher tolerance than other people. it's scientifically proven!